Bear & Minister Religion Joke
"I heard about this minister, he'd been out hunting all day long.
He searched and searched through the woods, with no sign of a bear.
Finally, in frustration, he through his gun down on the ground.
He went down to the stream to cool off.
About that time he sees this huge grizzly bear running at him, full force, about a hundred yards away.
He fell down on his knees and said "God, I need protection. Please convert this bear into a Christian."
Miraculously, the bear froze in his tracks, lifted both paws to the Heavens and said "Lord, thank you for this food I am about to eat."
