Tuesday, April 22, 2014
REDNECK Pick Up Lines
1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2. My love fer you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.
3. I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr. CD.
4. Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.
5. You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
6. Are you're parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special.
7. You're not the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9. Hey baby, nice tooth!
10. Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer an see my new velvet Elvis painting?