Friday, May 29, 2009

I Can Hear Just Fine

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.

One remarked to the Other, 'Windy, isn't it?'

'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'

And the third man chimed in, 'So am I, Let's have a beer.'

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Sex In The Movies

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.