Monday, September 16, 2013

Three Pastors

Three pastors were in a boat together one day fishing.

One of the pastors said "We never get to let our hair down. Let's each tell the area that we struggle in the most.  Our greatest sin, so we can pray for each other."

The first pastor said "I hate to admit this, but I have a problem with gambling.  Sometimes I sneak out at night, and gamble."

The second pastor said "I am ashamed to admit this, but I have a problem with cheating.  I hardly ever pay my taxes."

The third pastor sat there silently.  They waited and waited.  He wouldn't budge.

They said "We're not leaving until you tell us your greatest sin."

He said "Alright, my greatest sin is with gossip and I can't wait to get off this boat."

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Rooster Joke

A little old lady calls her neighbor and says,
"Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little old lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."