Friday, August 21, 2009

How Blonde Was She

How Blonde Was She???

She was So Blonde

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army..

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote

She Was So Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She was So Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'

* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was So Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,'
she turned around and went home..

She Was So Blonde....

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This
Goes In Front.'


She is so Blonde...

*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.