I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic and a Charismatic.
They died on the same day and went to Heaven.
Saint Peter met them at the gates and said "I'm sorry men, your rooms are not available yet."
He didn't know what to do, so he decided to call Satan and see if he would keep them for a little while.
Satan reluctantly agreed.
A few hours later Satan called Peter and said "Peter, you've got to come get these guys. The Baptist man is saving everybody. The Catholic man is forgiving everybody. And the Charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning."
