Here's another Joel Osteen joke for you........
Letter to parents from a college student.
Dear Mom and Dad,
There was a riot on campus, from the smoke I inhaled, I developed a life threatening lung disease. At the hospital, I met a parking lot attendant. We fell in love. Our baby is on the way. After one month, when he gets off of probation, I am going to drop out of college. We are going to move to Alaska and get married.
Your loving daughter
P.S. None of this is true, but I did fail Chemistry.