Just within the last few months, I started listening to the podcast Money! with Stacy Johnson. A podcast devoted to everything money.
Here is a joke he told on one of his recent podcasts.
"I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day.
I heard her say, I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
I said, Is that you or the wine talking?
She said, oh it's me....talking to the wine."
Here is another one of Joel Osteen's jokes for you.
"I heard about this pastor. He was finishing up a fiery sermon on self control.
He said with great passion,
If I had all the beer in the world, I'd throw it in the river.
With greater ferber, If I had all the wine in the world, I'd throw it in the river.
Almost at the top of his lungs, If I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it in the river.
He sat down, the song leader came up.
He said for our closing song, Let's sing Hymn 365.....
Shall we Gather at the River."
