If you've ever watched Joel Osteen, you've heard him say that he likes to start with something funny.
Here is one of my favorite jokes from Joel Osteen's television program.
"I heard about this burglar that broken into a house one night. As he was stealing the stereo, he heard a voice say 'Jesus is watching you.'
He froze in his tracks, shined his flashlights, and saw a parrot over in the corner.
He said, 'Did you say that to me?'
The parrot said 'Yes, I'm just trying to warn you.'
He said 'Warn me. What are you talking about? Who are you?'
The parrot said 'My name is Moses.'
The burglar laughed and said 'What kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses?'
The parrot said 'The same kind of people that would name a 150 pound rottweiler, Jesus.'
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