Here is another Joel Osteen joke for ya.
"I heard about this 92 year old man.
He wasn't feeling up to par, so he went to the doctor.
A few days later, the doctor saw him out in the park with this beautiful young lady by his side.
And he seemed as happy as can be.
The doctor said wow, you sure are feeling a lot better aren't you.
He said yes doctor, I'm just following your orders.
You said get a hot mama, and stay cheerful.
The doctor said, I didn't say that.
I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
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I love this.
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