This is just a joke, so if you're a blonde, don't take offense.
Here's a Joel Osteen Blonde joke for you.
I heard about this man, he was sitting in a dark restaurant. He said to this lady sitting next to him "Would you like to hear a blonde joke?"
She said "Well, before you tell me, you should know that I'm blonde, 6 foot tall and a professional body builder. The lady next to me is blonde, 6 foot 2 and a professional wrestler. And the lady next to her is blonde, 6 foot 5 and the kickboxing champion of the world. Now, do you still want to tell me?"
He thought about it for a moment and then said "No. Not if I''m going to have to explain it three times."