Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered.'
The second surgeon, from Chicago responds, 'Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order'.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate;There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and their head and ass are interchangeable.'
