Obama Ranked 5th President Ever

OBAMA RATED 5TH BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY 

From a total of 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever. 

The Democratic publicity release said,"...after a little more than 5 years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever." 

The details according to White House Publicists: 

Reagan & Lincoln tied for first, 


23 presidents tied for second, 


17 other presidents tied for third, 


Jimmy Carter came in 4th, and 

Obama came in fifth

ATTENTION - ROADS TO BE CLOSED THIS COMING WEEKEND!

ATTENTION - ROADS TO BE CLOSED THIS COMING WEEKEND!


For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised:
Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this weekend.
Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic disruptions
in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and Omaha, NE.

A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota so that
Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt Rushmore.

Economy Fix

The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American car. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
Housing Crisis fixed.