Blonde Police Officer

 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.  She dug through her purse, and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.  The police woman replied "It's square and has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.  "Here it is." she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying "Ok, you can go.  I didn't realize you were a cop....."

Sign Sign Everywhere a Sign

 

 

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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

 

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

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At a Proctologist's door:

'To expedite your visit, please back in.'

 

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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

 

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

 

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On a Church's Billboard:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

 

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At a Tire Shop in    Milwaukee:

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

 

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At a Towing company:

'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'

 

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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

 

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

 

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On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

 

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At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

 

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On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'

 

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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

 

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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

 

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

 

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

 

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At the Electric Company

'We will be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.'

 

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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

 

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

 

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At a Propane Filling Station:

'Thank heaven for little grills.'

 

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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

 

 

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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'