Redneck Medical Terminology
Artery......................................The study of fine paintings
Barium....................................What you do when CPR fails
Benign.....................................What you are after you be eight
Cesarean Section....................A neighborhood in Rome
Dilate......................................To live long
G.I. Series...............................Baseball games between teams of soldiers
Hangnail.................................A coat hook
Medical Staff..........................A Doctor's cane
Minor Operation.....................Coal digging
Morbid....................................A higher offer
Nitrate.....................................Higher than the day rate
Node.......................................Was aware of
Organic...................................Church musician
Outpatient...............................A person who has fainted
Protein....................................In favor of young people
Serology..................................Study of English Knighthood
Tablet......................................A small table
Tumor......................................An extra pair
Urine........................................Opposite of you're out
Varicose veins.........................Veins which are very close together
Hope you enjoyed this Redneck Joke from my friend.
