Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Warning!

I did not know this...


When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure..

When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.



When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.

When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.



Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

Warn all your friends.



Thursday, May 31, 2012

Best Friend's Job

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.