Three men were traveling together, a Hindu priest, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Televangelist.
They stopped at a farmhouse for lodging.
The farmer said "I only have room for two of you in the house, somebody will have to stay out in the barn."
The Hindu priest said "I'll do it."
In a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. He said "I can't stay out there. There's a cow and cow's are sacred in our religion."
The Jewish Rabbi said "I'll do it."
In a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. There was a pig, and that wouldn't be kosher.
The Televangelist said, "Ok, I'll do it."
A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, it was the cow and the pig.
I hope this gave you a give laugh for the day, like it did for me.
