Two Elders on a Couch Joke

Son Gets Drivers License Joke

I heard about this teenager who had just gotten his driver's license.
He asked his dad if he could borrow the car.
 
His dad said "Son I'll make a deal with you.  If you bring your grades
up, read your bible everyday, and cut your hair, you can borrow the
car."

A month later he came back and asked about it and his dad said,
"Well Son, you've brought your grades up and you've been reading your
bible, but you still haven't cut your hair."

He said "Dad, I've been thinking about it.  Moses had long hair.
Samson had long hair.  Even Jesus had long hair."

Dad said "Yeah Son, and they walked every where they went."