I heard about this group of elderly ladies, way up in their 80's.
They were driving down the freeway together, when they were pulled over by a policeman.
The officer said to the lady "Ma'am, do you realize you're only going 35 miles per hour?"
She said "Yes officer, I realize that."
He said "Well, why are you going so slow?"
She said "Because that is what the sign says."
He kind of laughed and said "No ma'am, that's the number of the freeway. This is highway 35. By the way, why do these other passengers look so terrified?"
She smiled and said " Because we just got off Highway 95."
