An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of
night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a
lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well
as smoking, and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's
giving a lecture this time of night?
The man replied, "That would be my
wife."
